Agatha H. and the Fair Dinkum Blue – Part 15

Genre: Steampunk / Gaslamp Fantasy
Stumbles Clumsily In: Girl Genius
Mara’s Involvement: low/medium
Time: continuing after The Pauper Princess and the Way of the Trilobite.
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The story so far!
–Our Heroes gained some ground!
–Higgs nicked a door!
–That makes sense in context!

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The Pauper Princess Fanfiction Theatre Presents:
Agatha H. and the Fair Dinkum Blue – Part 15!

Gilgamesh re-entered the Wulfenbach bridge, cradling his communicator in one hand and rubbing his ear with the other.

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Agatha H. and the Fair Dinkum Blue – Part 14

The story so far!
–Blow, ye winds, o’ mornin’, blow, ye winds, high ho

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The Pauper Princess Fanfiction Theatre Presents:
Agatha H. and the Fair Dinkum Blue – Part 14!

Gilgamesh Wulfenbach growled through clenched teeth, to no one in particular, “We’ve been on the defensive since we first arrived! I’m done with it! From now on, we attack!”

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Agatha H. and the Fair Dinkum Blue – Part 13

The story so far!
–Gil schemed with Lucrezia to usurp the Storm King!
—-OR DID HE??
–Tarvek killed everyone!
—-OR DID HE??
–De Prinzess meets her other cousins!
—YES, SHE DID!

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Agatha H. and the Fair Dinkum Blue – Part 13!

The two Techmasters busied themselves setting up a new viewing screen in the war room. Tarvek practiced his patience while pacing along the edge of the planning table. Gil glared at Othar and his attempts to apply percussive maintenance to his (nonlethal) contribution to the Heterodyne arsenal. Khrizhan glared at everyone as a point of honor.The upper half of Zeetha’s body “floated” as she grumbled and fussed over something attached to her missing lower half. Higgs’ offer to help had been rebuffed. Zeetha was still not the sort to easily accept help when she believed none was needed. This was most of the time, in spite of a few years of Higgs’ imparted wisdom.

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Agatha H. and the Fair Dinkum Blue – Part 12

The story so far!
–Even Sparks can have a use for flash cards

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The Pauper Princess Fanfiction Theatre Presents:
Agatha H. and the Fair Dinkum Blue – Part 12!

Lucrezia had spent most of the next hour working to replicate her portable shield jammer for the other two flagships. She was not devoid of suspicion that the algorithms – and designs of their weapons and defenses – provided to her were false, but to openly question their authenticity would raise flags of their own. The surest and quickest way to test the jammer was to press a button, and preferably on the Wulfenbach bridge.

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Agatha H. and the Fair Dinkum Blue – Part 11

The story so far!
–Poor communication kills… ish!

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The Pauper Princess Fanfiction Theatre Presents:
Agatha H. and the Fair Dinkum Blue – Part 11!

General Gkika was expected to join General Goomblast on the battlefield, but informed the others that she had “sumting impawtant” to do first. Generals Zog and Khirzhan remained on the flagship to coordinate Heterodyne movements with the other Emperors. As for Her Ladyship Most High, if she was indulging in forty or even fifty winks, it was her prerogative.

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Agatha H. and the Fair Dinkum Blue – Part 10

Genre: Steampunk / Gaslamp Fantasy
Stumbles Clumsily In: Girl Genius
Mara’s Involvement: heavy
Time: continuing after The Pauper Princess and the Way of the Trilobite.
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The story so far!
–Looks like victory is all wrapped up for Our Heroes!

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The Pauper Princess Fanfiction Theatre Presents:
Agatha H. and the Fair Dinkum Blue – Part 10!

As the Dinnundrian fleet reeled, the aerofighters filled the air and spread out to the smoking, crippled ships. The Mechaniwasps, Franz, the Guardians, the ever-famished Tooth Fairies, the Screeching Horrors (ironically, known for their impeccable polka harmonies when off-duty), the bomber drones, and other flying or gliding abominations that few dared name. Most took to naming themselves, such as “Skullcruncher” and “Jolly Old Tom.”

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Agatha H. and the Fair Dinkum Blue – Part 9

Genre: Steampunk / Gaslamp Fantasy
Stumbles Clumsily In: Girl Genius
Mara’s Involvement: medium-heavy
Time: continuing after The Pauper Princess and the Way of the Trilobite.
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The story so far!
–Whose Heterodyne Is It, Anyway?

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The Pauper Princess Fanfiction Theatre Presents:
Agatha H. and the Fair Dinkum Blue – Part 9!

“WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE??” Lucrezia had made respectable efforts thus far to free herself from the shackles, but was unlikely to succeed as long as Queen Matilda Zola BananaFanaFoFana kept such careful watch.

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Agatha H. and the Fair Dinkum Blue – Part 8

–Reunited and it feels so… awkward!

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Agatha H. and the Fair Dinkum Blue – Part 8!

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Agatha H. and the Fair Dinkum Blue – Part 7

Genre: Steampunk / Gaslamp Fantasy
Stumbles Clumsily In: Girl Genius
Mara’s Involvement: medium
Time: continuing after The Pauper Princess and the Way of the Trilobite.
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Last time I bug you about downloading the fonts “Bangle” and “AbottOldStyle,” I swear!

The story so far!
–Sometimes, the smarter they are, the bigger the Idiot Ball

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The Pauper Princess Fanfiction Theatre Presents:
Agatha H. and the Fair Dinkum Blue – Part 7!

General Gkika, fully mobile now and crankier than usual, stopped the Emperors in the corridor as they made their way to their personal, gas-powered fliers.

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Agatha H. and the Fair Dinkum Blue – Part 6

Genre: Steampunk / Gaslamp Fantasy
Stumbles Clumsily In: Girl Genius
Mara’s Involvement: medium
Time: continuing after The Pauper Princess and the Way of the Trilobite.
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I still recommend that you download the fonts “Bangle” and “AbottOldStyle.”

The story so far!
–Stuff blowed up! Awesome!
–Some people did, too! Less Awesome!

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Agatha H. and the Fair Dinkum Blue – Part 6!

“PROTECT DE HETERODYNE!”

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Agatha H. and the Fair Dinkum Blue – Part 5

Genre: Steampunk / Gaslamp Fantasy
Stumbles Clumsily In: Girl Genius
Mara’s Involvement: medium
Time: continuing after The Pauper Princess and the Way of the Trilobite.
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I recommend that you download the fonts “Bangle” and “AbottOldStyle.”

The story so far!
–They’ve just crossed over into… The Friend Zone.
–INCOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

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Agatha H. and the Fair Dinkum Blue – Part 5!

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“BATTLESTATIONS!!”

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Agatha H. and the Fair Dinkum Blue – Part 4

Genre: Steampunk / Gaslamp Fantasy
Stumbles Clumsily In: Girl Genius
Mara’s Involvement: medium
Time: continuing (almost) right after The Pauper Princess and the Way of the Trilobite.
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The story so far!
–Agatha has odd ideas about what a funny story is.

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The Pauper Princess Fanfiction Theatre Presents:
Agatha H. and the Fair Dinkum Blue – Part 4!

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A lovely compromise was worked out; the Wulfenbach and Sturmvoraus forces now understood that they were making their own damned batteries, but owing strictly to the goodness of the Heterodyne Girls’ hearts, ten batteries were created as templates for their allies. Five each, that is. Anything else was up to them. Of course the “Heterodyne Girls” sobriquet was an internal one; the Techmasters themselves did not know Mrs. Mouseheart’s familial ties to Agatha, or as Franz might have put it, “prob’ly the only two guys left that don’t know.”

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Agatha H. and the Fair Dinkum Blue – Part 3

The story so far!
–You’ll believe a dragon can fly, but not land.
–Skifandrians are not prudes.

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Agatha H. and the Fair Dinkum Blue – Part 3!

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The three Emperors clinked glasses, drained their drinks, and “ahhhed” at the same time. They blinked, then chuckled about the serendipity. A tension breaker! Agatha thought this to be a good time to bring up her talk with Zeetha.
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Agatha H. and the Fair Dinkum Blue – Part 2

Genre: Steampunk / Gaslamp Fantasy
Stumbles Clumsily In: Girl Genius
Mara’s Involvement: medium
Time: continuing right after The Pauper Princess and the Way of the Trilobite.
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The story so far!
–Our Merry Heroes are on their merry way to War down under.

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The Pauper Princess Fanfiction Theatre Presents:
Agatha H. and the Fair Dinkum Blue – Part 2!

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Franz the family dragon was more excited about his new flying harness than the two Sparks assembling it for him. Whenever he thought it had been fastened securely, he lurched towards the hangar doors. Finally Her Ladyship Most High told him in no uncertain terms that he was to wait for the “go” signal.
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Agatha H. and the Fair Dinkum Blue – Part 1

Genre: Steampunk / Gaslamp Fantasy
Stumbles Clumsily In: Girl Genius
Mara’s Involvement: medium-large
Time: continuing right after The Pauper Princess and the Way of the Trilobite.
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For those of you just joining us and/or never having read any of the “Pauper Princess” AU’s:

–Warning! There’s a canon foreigner within! That would be this “Mara” (Mare-uh) person that’s mentioned here and there. This is a continuation of her previous stories, BUT… this time focusing on Agatha’s point of view as much as possible, as it should be.
–In the previous stories I went there with Mara. No, not there. There!
–Now that that’s cleared up, the “time bubble” storyline in GG Prime happened after I’d started my last story. As it was, I decided that I couldn’t incorporate it without a truckload of power tools and blunt instruments, so Mechanicsburg is alive and well in this AU. Time marched on as before. Heh. See what I did there? “Time.” Cuz, in GG Prime… ah, never mind.

The rest, you are invited to keep reading to discover!
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